(make sure you read the following in the movie announcer voice) It was a simple plan, kill the mouse that was skittering around the apartment after she went to sleep every night. Kill the mouse that was leaving little droppings on her counters. Kill the mouse that she found on her table, when she stepped into the kitchen last night.
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It was a simple plan,
1 buy mouse trap
2 set up mouse trap
3 kill mouse
Mouse Killer: The only question is, does everything go to plan? (OK you can drop the voice)
Answer Yes.
Yesterday when I came out of the bathroom I saw a mouse. I had already bought poison and had seen some of it disappear, so I was hoping that it had taken care of the problem. Obviously not. So yesterday on my way home from work I went to Rite Aid and purchased two Tom Cat mouse traps. They are different from the little old school wood ones. They are a mix between a clothespin and the jaws of death. They look like little rubber jaws, which set extremely easily. I put a little peanut butter on them, set them out. And a couple of hours later I had my first mouse. And the nice thing is I did not have to touch the thing, just push open the rubber jaws like a clothespin and the mouse dropped out into the garbage can. Watch out world of mice, Rena is all set to bring you down!
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